September 2010
story time: attracted to diaper rashes vol. IV
championhitler:
little kids are really into me
idk there is something about my soul they are just attracted to
i think they are all secretly little demons and know there leader when they see it
it’s like the opposite of dogs
all dogs bark viciously at me and i have been attacked twice
they can like smell the demon
proud of me blog
oh anyway yesterday this little kid came up to me and just...
I'm a.... freaky cutie with sexy eyes who killed...
momoinwonderland:
First, add “I’m a/an” to the title What color/kind of socks are you wearing? [ ] Red = loud [ ] Green = stupid [x] None = freaky [ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous [ ] Yellow = innocent [ ] Purple = a little too happy [ ] Black = emo [ ] Stripes = funny [ ] Gray = skanky [ ] Pink = preppy [ ] Light blue = sweaty [ ] Other = hot [ ] White = sexy What kind of...
home alone
singing to my dog stuff from glee but their older better songs
not the awkward newer ones
where i've come from
bonnielawrence:
I’ve done so much to break free from the bonds that held me. I quit trying to understand Christianity, because, it proved to be a very very hard thing to rationalize with all of it’s contradictions, stories and origins. I was exploring, and falling in love with my boyfriend. I left small town Polk City about a year after i graduated high school and my boyfriend and I chose an...
Shit yeah, had myself a lucid dream last night
2831:
infinitely jealous
This is how my Nan was banned from Church
chikushomandaaa:
biocide:
-that-boy-is-a-monster-:
My sweet, elderly nan was banned from the Catholic church because she interrupted a sermon and told the entire congregation to go to Hell after they shunned my Uncle for coming out. She also called the Father (or whatever) a cock sucker, and said she was proud her son was one. (Ha!)
So yes, my nan is a total BAMF and there should be...
ozonschicht answered your question:I called her on the phone and she: ?
touched herself
CORRECT!
YOU GOT IT RIGHT
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I called her on the phone and she: ?
God & Gays.
kimgomez:
For people who claim to believe and worship god and do what he says there seems to be alot of judging going around. Although i’m not very religoius I do recall god being the ONLY one to discipline and judge. So, who are you to judge someone on there sexual orientation? Just because it’s not written in a book it means its abysmal? I disagree. If I remember correctly god was tormented by...
never
NEVER
GO ASS TO MOUTH
JUST DON’T EVER DO IT.
i have not and will not
BECAUSE THAT IS YOUR ASS
marijuana soda? it looks pretty delish →
i just got done eating some makeshift soup
i do say i did a pretty bang up job
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nicotinestain--deactivated20130 asked: NICK NICK NICK NICK MY DAD SAID YES TO FLORIDA (well almost, he said we'll see which usually means yes.)
BUT OMG IM SO EXCITED NOW IM SCREAMING
BUT OMG IM SO EXCITED NOW IM SCREAMING
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slutgarden replied to your post: Nidhi
well mayb we shod meet up so u ken giv me da moddle fongor in person ;-) EHEHE THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IT FAGGOT
why with the bad names nicole?
NOW I GIV 2 MEDDLE FENGERS
I GIVE 2 NAO
Second City Network is hilarious →
nicotinestain--deactivated20130 asked: im so jealous though. no one cool lives here. except for this one guy who lives 6 hours away from me. but i don't think we're friends anymore because he ditched me today, we were supposed to go for a meetup and we had a huge fight and everything.
nicotinestain--deactivated20130 asked: YES i love her too. have you guys met up yet? i'm so jealous. i wish i lived in florida.
Nidhi
nicotinestain- replied to your post: omg
i love running. and i’d totally love running with you.
Come to America where everybody runs
in America everyone runs
everybody runs
(NO THEY DONT)
shhhhhhh just come
omg
nicotinestain- replied to your post: OH SWEET GOD
run run run
COME RUNNING WITH ME! we can make it a party Bro
dude
bonnielawrence replied to your post:whenever i make an album i am going to do an acoustic cover of this song
hahah, that’s the best fucking idea i have ever heard. XD
is it not just the best song for an acoustic?
OH SWEET GOD
I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING FAT AND IT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING BONKERS
UGH I WANT TO GO RUN A MARATHON
OR STARVE MYSELF
UGH SWEET MOTHER OS GOD PLEASE JUST KILL ME
whenever i make an album i am going to do an...
it’ll be really nice, with a good sound:
I hate you mother fuckers I hate you mother fuckers I hate you mother fuckers I hate you mother fuckers You can’t fucking breathe because Your heart is in my hands An overture of pain unleashed At my command Hating, ripping, tearing, scraping, Peeling, beating, smashing, killing, Slicing, chopping, shredding, splitting, Mangling, fucking,...
i always get so happy when people comment or...
same goes with adding me as a contact
i just like it a lot
this guy knocked on my door
mikewaters:
nickitively:
mikewaters:
nickitively:
and straight to my face
asked if mommy or daddy was home.
… i was like:
BITCH
get this though his name
was Lars Whipple…
LIKE LARGE NIPPLE
UAHAUCHBASUDYFBCASBVN HURBLGE GURBLE
you gonna get raped.
HANNAH DAMNIT RAPE IS NOT A JOKE
cry me a river, you woman.
DFVNPAEIUFGVBJIObfaefAQSFVBADFVBA
OH MY GAH I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU...
So I had a fun time last night
officer-jenny:
I went to a concert in san francisco to go see semi precious weapons and lady starlight. T was awesome :D when we get back to my best friends car we see her passenger window is smashed in ^^ so after a bit of freaking out we realize her bag is still there, but mine isn’t. So bye bye dslite, dsixl, ipod, wallet with drivers license, and my keys. I hope they don’t come to my house...
this guy knocked on my door
mikewaters:
nickitively:
and straight to my face
asked if mommy or daddy was home.
… i was like:
BITCH
get this though his name
was Lars Whipple…
LIKE LARGE NIPPLE
UAHAUCHBASUDYFBCASBVN HURBLGE GURBLE
you gonna get raped.
HANNAH DAMNIT RAPE IS NOT A JOKE
this guy knocked on my door
and straight to my face
asked if mommy or daddy was home.
… i was like:
BITCH
get this though his name
was Lars Whipple…
LIKE LARGE NIPPLE
UAHAUCHBASUDYFBCASBVN HURBLGE GURBLE
Our next tropical storm is going to be called...
slutgarden:
flufflebutt:
TROPICAL STORM.
WHAT.
Is that tropical depression we’re supposed to get hit with gonna be a storm? ;-;
k3wl
gay. NICOLE IS GAY ANYTHING THAT EVEN RELATES TO THE NAME NICOLE IS DUMB LIKE THE NAME NICK THAT ONE IS DUMB TOO
